slavery:

Manager said I’m ugly and can go home early to think about what I did

bibo:

“You’re so nice” ok well bites you bites you bites you bites you

evilvillain123456789:

evilvillain123456789:

Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

Now I’m making them lez out

theocseason4:

I have found my clique

gayspock:

FOUR mosquitos were in the shower with me this morning… my goodness- talk about a slutty saturday!!!!

wizardjpeg:

scared ill walk in a honted house

vixvigil:

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

bacchianbeauty:

wendy williams should ask the audience to clap if they feel shy about their ass hair

capacity:

I’m sorry but I always loose my mind a little when men rap about their dicks getting sucked in their songs . they’re such vivid storytellers I feel like I’m there

notinlove:

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

kalichnikov:

im not gonna release your soul from my magic gem. so stop asking

fallingtowers:

i get voted prom queen and the mean girls drop a bucket of pig’s blood on me but i swallow it all perfectly